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Welcome to the TSA.

Hello, all. I am not J.T. Skunk. In fact, I'm afraid I have some bad news.

My name is Dr. Perry Noya, editor-in-chief of the bi-wheneverly newspaper, The Weakly Gazelle

Many of you are surely wondering why an update to the Transformation Story Archive has been so long in coming. Shortly after the last update, I stopped by JT's palatial Beverly Hills estate to congratulate him on his success and to announce that the Weakly Gazelle would be shipping a new issue too, the very next time we thought about it. Or the time after that.

The estate was a shambles: papers were strewn about, and there were muddy footprints all over -- footprints made by large webbed paws. The help staff were all long gone, but that's no surprise. JT was always having them flogged and correcting their grammar. No trace of the skunk could be found. His Porsche was still in the garage. Perhaps more disturbing, the TSA's e-mail is virtually inaccessible without him. The security was designed by, you know, those two people who are really really good at it. You know who I mean. Anyway, all but the few stories I have taken it upon myself to upload here today are missing, and only JT can access them.

Please, if anyone has any information as to the whereabouts of JT, then please contact your local authorities. Don't bother sending tips to the TSA, as, obviously, we'd be unable to read them, since the e-mail is inaccessible. However, please do continue to send in your stories. As soon as we can determine what's happened to him, we can get him back on the job.

For those of you who come here "often," just check out what's new as of July 15th, 2003

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JT's archived Rant.

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